Cannot brain today.  

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 12/05/2014 at 11:25 • Filed to: None

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Forgot to set my alarm this morning, woke up 10 minutes before I needed to leave. Made it to work on time, but my brain hasn't had its normal wake up period. Then at work I'm told I'll be doing a completely different job than I normally do. I'm currently waiting for the coffee and the nicotine from my morning cigar to soak in.

macanamera > fhrblig 12/05/2014 at 11:25

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Morning cigar?

LappingLuke > macanamera 12/05/2014 at 11:27

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Sounds similar to morning sex only instead of having sex you smoke a cigar?

Party-vi > fhrblig 12/05/2014 at 11:29

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Morning cigar? You mean you have a morning cigar?

WHY WASN'T I TOLD THIS WAS A THING!?!?

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 12/05/2014 at 11:31

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Wake and bake, man. What did you smoke? I love a good cigar buzz in the morning, but I don't like to smoke anything too big and heavy.

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn 12/05/2014 at 11:32

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haha wake and bake..... i've never heard of that in reference to a cigar

ttyymmnn > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/05/2014 at 11:33

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Well, I quit the other stuff when I got married, so it'll have to apply.

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi 12/05/2014 at 11:36

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What else do you have with your brefass scotch?

For Sweden > Party-vi 12/05/2014 at 11:37

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I stick to a morning radiation dose to my chest.

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem 12/05/2014 at 11:38

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Vigorous fellation, what else?

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi 12/05/2014 at 11:48

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The options are limited only by your

Rico > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/05/2014 at 12:10

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Lol me either. Wake and vape is now a thing too, I should know I'm an expert.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Rico 12/05/2014 at 12:12

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nice do you have one of those pens?

Rico > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/05/2014 at 12:53

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I've got one of these

Pax Ploom, my girl got it for me for my birthday last year. Shit is amazing

fhrblig > ttyymmnn 12/05/2014 at 13:14

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It was a MUWAT 5x60, which is what I usually have if I have a morning cigar. They can be strong sometimes, but usually more toward medium-bodied. I think it helped, the fog seems to be lifting.

fhrblig > Party-vi 12/05/2014 at 13:15

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Breakfast of Champions, man.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 12/05/2014 at 13:18

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That's a chunk. Do you have a long drive to work?

fhrblig > ttyymmnn 12/05/2014 at 13:46

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About 45 minutes to an hour.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 12/05/2014 at 14:23

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Perfect! I'd be tempted to smoke, too.